Funny Poems

What's Done Is Done

Black Poem | Funny Poem : I can't believe this shit, this n*gga done up and raised his fist. Oh hell no brotha I ain't going for this. After I cut your ass knee deep you had betta not fall asleep. You see I told you in the beginning that your life I would be ending Now look what you've done, I had to get the gun. It's been n

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H3 L3ft M3 !

Black Poem | Funny Poem : Can you believe this n!gga left me, Now I gotta call Judy to be on court T.V., Because I took him in when he was living on the streets, I loan him 500 dollars to get his teeth fix, Loaned him 220 dollars to get his curcumsision on his dick, I also would like to add to my claim : him having bad s3x,

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Trying 2 Play M3!

Black Poem | Funny Poem : You called me hoe/ You called me a bitch/ But you ain't told them how you got a small @ss d!ck/ Telling people how I ain't nothing but a nappy head trick/ Did you tell them you licked this nappy head trick/ You uncircumsize small ween1e punk/ my son got a bigger thing then you and he only 1/ Always

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THE COUNT DOWN!!

Black Poem | Funny Poem : 10..When I first met you all the females said I was a lucky gurl 9..I thought you were everything, I thought you were my world 8..We were like Romeo and Juliet, together as two 7..Hoping I'd be the one walking down the ale saying I Do 6..Just as everything got better, things started to fall down the

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bald headed niggas

Black Poem | Funny Poem : uz a bald headed skittle diddle aint got no hair in da middle glued up weavy wonda im bout ta hit like thunda tell ya mama tell yo daddy im bout ta jump in da caddi to da left to da right we at da stop light punch u in da eye down to ya thigh im bout ta make u cry     lol

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bald headed niggas

Black Poem | Funny Poem : uz a bald headed skittle diddle aint got no hair in da middle glued up weavy wonda im bout ta hit like thunda tell ya mama tell yo daddy im bout ta jump in da caddi to da left to da right we at da stop light punch u in da eye down to ya thigh im bout ta make u cry     lol

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head

Black Poem | Funny Poem : roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head

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He All Yours

Black Poem | Funny Poem : Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.You can have that boy with his grilles a** teeth.He all yoursWith his nappy cornrolls

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How my sister told my dad...

Black Poem | Funny Poem : Daddy, DaddyI need to tell you something Daddy, DaddyYou can’t tell nobodyDaddy, DaddyI’m not a virgin

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Filling you up

Freaky Poem | Funny Poem : You asked for a refill, now im giving you more9 inches in side, and there’s still room for moreIm pumpin you hard, slow at first then speed it upmaking sure I top you off so that you surely get enoughYou put yo mouth on it and engulf all the gloryYour cup runneth over and you know not to worryI pump

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~?~I Think I Like You~?~

Freaky Poem | Funny Poem : Wen i c u my knees get weak/i cant even speak/i keep tellin myself im gonna say sumthin/but wen i c u there comes out nuthin/so i guess i must not like u dat bad

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HO

Freaky Poem | Funny Poem : There this girl I noShe’s such a hoShe prolly has a dodoCauze she looks like a manI used 2 be friends with herTill she got jealous of me Cauze I talk To him

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Mc Donalds

General Poem | Funny Poem : Mc Donald’s is da perfect place to beWhen you go there you have to order a number 3People talk about B.K. got good friesBut just wait ’till you taste Mickey D’s apple piesSo if you ever get hungry you know where imma send youTo Mc Donald’s to pick summin of the dollar menuAnd if you get a Big Mac yo

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Little Bo Fran

General Poem | Funny Poem : Little Bo Fran has lost her man and don’t know where he can beShe left him all alone so he came to my home and now he’s loving me

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Bubble Gum Fun

Black Poem | Funny Poem :   Bubble gum funI’ll have a stickBut only 1Sweet as a plumMakes me smack Like when I was youngBlowing bubbles Big as the sunTwirled around my fingers’Boy!, act like you got some sense!!’’Yes Ma’am’Then back on my tongueSnapped & poppedDamn near screwed & choppedProudly put on displayOf course with a

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Lifes Phone Plan

Black Poem | Funny Poem : These dudes out here got one thing on their mind, tryna get IN like VerizonBut don’t wanna sign a contract.Now they mad cuz females raisin the bar like Cingular And not givin a CHIRP CHIRP bout these lame ass excuses. Please don’t be alarmed when they don’t give you anytime like TMobile, busy signal

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She Said

Black Poem | Funny Poem : B U T S H E S A I D  She said she

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I GUESS

Black Poem | Funny Poem :   I GUESS                                                     Is trust to be trusted, when it is just not true?    Or are you to be believed when I am being you?    Is down really up if it is over your head?    Is a chair really a chair when it looks like a bed?    Is my dog really a cat when it loo

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A woman will make you stupid

Black Poem | Funny Poem : A woman will make you stupid A WOMAN WILL MAKE YOU STUPID THEY ARE ALWAYS SO PRETTY AND SO SMART A WOMAN WILL MAKE YOU STUPID THEY ARE ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY WITH YOUR HEARTA WOMAN WILL EVEN MAKE YOU SAY THINGS  LIKE GOOD GRIEF AND OH MY YEAH THEY LIKE TO MAKE YOU STUPID THEY KISS YOU AND MAKE YOU CRY

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BIG GURLZ BLUEZ

Neoblack Poem | Funny Poem : I got the big gurlz bluez Cant fit into a size 8 Body shakes Big Gurlz Bluez You May say I’m hating But I’m only congratulating Theses here Big Gurlz Bluez Big Gurlz Bluez Makes me pay my dues Causes i’m crying these hereBIG GURLZ BLUEZ

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The hurting inside

Neoblack Poem | Funny Poem : sometimes when I wake up in the morning,and the hurting is so greatI don’t wanna get out of bed, And face the world of hate.Its hard to reveal,the emotions that I feel,hoping it’s not real.trying to keep my lips sealed.I don’t wanna tell anyone what I feel insideIn this world in this universe I cann

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Good Times

Neoblack Poem | Funny Poem : My daddy has paid the rentand the insurance man is goneand the lights is back onand my uncle brud has hitfor one dollar straightand they is good timesGood timesGood timesMy mama has made breadand grampaw has comeand everybody is drunkand dancing in the kitchenand singing in the kitchenof these is go

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ITCHY

Neoblack Poem | Funny Poem : An itch to be scratched -A lust unmatched -An empty bed -’Let’s go!’ she said.And on the summer’s afternoonwe loved until we saw the moon.Exhausted, laying there exposedupon my belly, I proposedshe scratch my back to top it off -and soon she did, so soft, so soft.Nails as sharp as ’Wiltshires’ creep

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Panties

Neoblack Poem | Funny Poem : She wanted embroidered on pants and her braa message that told him that he’d gone too far.A motif that told him’If you can read this, You’re much too close, so give it a miss.’’Certainly Modom,’ the saleslady said.’In what kind of script would you like it read?Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn’t f

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