shaye22

shaye22 | dallas, United States

bald headed niggas

9/10/2007 | 1436 views | Category: Black Poems | Tags: Funny Poem,

uz a bald headed skittle diddle aint got no hair in da middle glued up weavy wonda im bout ta hit like thunda tell ya mama tell yo daddy im bout ta jump in da caddi to da left to da right we at da stop light punch u in da eye down to ya thigh im bout ta make u cry

 

 

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